Christmas. What a load of old pants..

Corset Knickers


Or actually, what a lovely pair of pants if you get lucky enough to receive these sexy knickers in your stocking this year. And indeed, maybe the person that buys them is hoping to get lucky too! ;)



There are lots of cool Fifty Shades inspired gifts if you’re still stuck for ideas on what to buy people this year. Having trawled the net, here are a few suggestions..


ToggleKey Jewellery – what girl doesn’t like opening something shiny in a box? Here Janet Cadsawan has created a beautiful key necklace. The question is, is it to a pair of handcuffs, to the Red Room or to your heart?  (Clue – the answer is on her website)

This elaborate, elegant filigree key represents the story of Fifty Shades Freed.  Wear this sweet symbol of the ultimate trust in Christian and Ana’s relationship.





Alas, this fabulous wine isn’t available in the UK but for our American cousins, you can order it here:




From the Official Sensual Touch range this massage oil will go down (cough ahem) a treat with your beloved. Transform your intimate pleasure with Massage Oil. Infused with Christian’s signature bergamot, sandalwood and musk scent, along with enriching jojoba and essential oils, this skin-softening massage oil enhances foreplay and seduction.


Grow A Mr Grey


Fed up of waiting for a Christian Grey to turn up in your life? Falling into offices, and continuous lip-biting  not working for you? Answer: Grow Your Own!

Place Mr Grey in a large glass and submerge fully in cold water. Grow a Mr Grey will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours and reverts to normal size when removed from water. Your Mr Grey can be grown again and again!




Inner Goddess JournalDo you have a budding writer in your midst? Do YOU have a book in you? This Inner Goddess Journal is a beautiful blank book designed for keeping a journal or writing notes. It features a foreword by E L James, brief excerpts from the novels, tips for writers, a writing playlist, elegant color artwork, and fully lined pages throughout.


Twinings Compartment box



Ideal for Ana, and any Twinings Tea fan. These compartment boxes are are perfect for safely storing and presenting your English Breakfast tea. They also have a teabag tidy that would make a stocking filler for those of us that like the bag out!



Waiting For Mr Grey choc

‘Waiting for Mr Grey’.. a chocolate bar that will satisfy your other cravings until Christian shows up!




Fifty Shades of Grey Party Game

The Official 50 Shades of Grey Party Game lets you find out how your friends see you and reveals how you see them. Everyone listens to the question before secretly voting on which friend they believe is the best match to the answer. Each ‘correct’ answer wins an ‘Inner Goddess’ token. First to 20 tokens wins.



Jamie Cut out



The best present of all is of course is knowing the film is being made, but I’m afraid I cant find a link to ‘buy’ Jamie Dornan. However this does come close if you can find room for him :)